I just have to get this off my chest, or ass, or what ever fucking body part you men are focusing on. When you say in your online profile that you are a BIG guy but proportioned...and show up with a gut the size of a keg....THAT is NOT proportionate! No matter how fucking tall you are. So when you show up to a first meeting with a chick who is disproportionately better looking than you, you have ALOT of nerve judging HER in any manner. Dude's....seriously? I think I am totally bailing on the whole online dating thing. I'm just not cut out for it. I'm not a cold hearted bitch and I don't have the heart to say...."I'm sorry....you're just too big". I'm new at the dating thing anyways, so I know I have to get better at speaking my mind that "we are just not a good fit". I'm such a fucking woosie in this department. I hate to hurt anybody's feelings. And it's part of my growth to be able to stand up for myself and speak my mind. He was sweet, respectful and fun to be around, and I honestly enjoyed his company....But good God..... he would smother me....literally. Many things snap under too much weight....twigs, swings, bridges, buildings....and believe it or not..... 5'2" women! I know it will come off as shallow or superficial....but I don't even care anymore. Especially when you are sizing ME up like a used car. Like you are actually going to find a used Lexus with every option available with only 10K miles for a measly $2K. Go ahead and kick my tires bro, just don't be surprised when you go to turn me on and my battery is dead!
Yet again, I have to look in the mirror and evaluate that "black widow" status. Fuck! I hate when people call me out on something I don't like, and after careful observation it just might be true. But in my deffense on yet another man whose blood I appear to have sucked on....this guy was BIG. And all I hear about is how 'women' lie about thier weight and show up to a first meeting a hundred pounds bigger than expected. Well, guys do it too....and I feel sorry for all of us 'honest' 'open' 'forthecoming' people who have to find a way to tactfully wiggle our ways out of it. I just can't wait to hear all my girlfriends say "I told you so".....bitches! I'm never going to be able to live this whole thing down. Anyone have a good rock I can crawl under?
Then there is this 27yo that I have been chatting with from OKCupid and all he has on his mind is sex. sex, Sex, SEX. Gotta cut the line on this little fishy too, even though he is cute....because if he asks me one more fucking question about my body, I'm going to blow my own fucking brains out. On what planet do horny little boys (yes I'm calling all you immature 20somethings BOYS) think that a mature woman, cougar on the hunt or not, wants to be asked every lewd question there is to be asked about her body? I'm about to just post my stats on my profile, so I don't ever have to be asked those questions again.....
SWF seeks NORMAL ..SWM, 5'2" blonde hair, size 16 (for real) smoldering blue eyes, 42-32-49. I shave daily....every where a man would hope that a woman would, my nipples get hard when I'm cold, my ass is fucking fantasic in my thong, I sleep in the nude, occasionally masterbate, and yes...I want to have mind blowing sex....sometimes even on the first date. Fuck it....there! I said it...so don't fucking ask!
Seriously, if these are my options, I'm just going to go get drunk and fuck the next good looking thing to hit on me at the bar, because none of these men have been worth it....and I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt that I can and will do better than this in person. Time to get out of the house and go talk to that hot single butcher at the grocery store that flirted with me.
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What's sad to me are the obese guys who think they can get a slender, healthy girl. It doesn't occur to them that just that difference in body shape alone signals that they probably have tons of differences...she is probably into working out and being outdoors, and he is probably into chowing down on fried Chinese food and Krispy Kremes while playing video games. These same men expect their woman to stay skinny and look good but somehow it doesn't apply to them.
ReplyDeleteExactly Pam. Though I am not a thin and fit gal. I’m average, meaning a size 16. I’m far from obese though. He made a comment that MY curves were in all the ‘right places’ and when I showed him a tattoo on my hip, he said “oh hardly any stretch marks”….I was like “WTF?” So what if I did? What if my curves were not so well placed? What if I was the same size with a flat ass instead of the perfectly juicy bubble butt I have? What if I was shaped more like a line backer, or flat chested instead of a 36D? I’m relatively perfectly proportioned for my size. It’s hard enough to have guys that I feel are “equal” to me in looks, think I am not perfect and dismiss me, I’ll be damned I am going to sit and let some guy who is HUGE, judge me like that. Talk about a blow to the self esteem. Granted, he thinks I am beautiful and he is sweet and funny to be around….but still. Just to know someone has this check list that he is going over and is verbalizing it…..c’mon….keep it to your self dude?
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